1994 Nissan Homy

SOLD

Function, Swagger AND Comfort? You drive a hard bargain, friend-o. But I get it. You’ve been cultivating sartorial guile lately and just realized how badly your plastic USDM boke-box is letting your whole new aesthetic down. You now realize what a treat it would be to find a stylish automotive companion to complete your look, but you feel exasperated because there's no way you're going to find utility in the same car that will guide you through life’s greatest journeys in a duvet of luxury like the discerning VIP you know you are. Golly am I glad to tell you about this biscuit.

You can “arrive” at all of your destinations before anyone sees that bodacious drip you’re rocking by pulling up in this aforementioned biscuit. Your destination is the Grand Canyon? Perfect! This van was engineered at Nissan’s “Epicurean” department for the sole purpose of accelerating the long-distance swinger movement. It’s only seen 45k Miles up to this point so you won’t have to be bashful about your proclivities across the continent as this will take you to the most distant natural wonders without a second thought.

Before I tell you about the plush interior and party tricks, can we take time to appreciate the delightfully Cressida-esque grill and the supercharged Jaguar vibes seeping from those wheels? They make you forget that you're looking at a full-sized JDM wondervan for a second. I've driven this fine piece of Japan myself, and when you hear the throaty sound of the midship V6 it’s rocking, you can easily be tricked into thinking that you’re behind the wheel of an Alpha Giulia. The only thing that shatters the illusion is the vastly superior luxury. For instance, the curtains. Let me clarify; the REMOTE-CONTROLLED curtains that turn the tone inside this pioneer’s wagon into a veritable pas de deux of love are miles ahead of what the Germans are offering in something this functional. As with all of our imports, this van has been serviced to specification, valve cover gaskets, tires etc. If you want to be a boss in this lifetime, you should start here.    

• Black
• 250,000km
• Seats 8
• 2WD
• 4 Speed Automatic Transmission
• 3.0L V630E Engine